Always the clever chap, Rick deceived a wandering Ankylosaurus by fueling his prized yard with extra strength Miracle Grow. The grass grew to be so powerful that it entrapped the Ankylosaur and strangled it immediately. To punish the beast further, Rick then beat it senseless using his Prince EXO Silver 118 Performance Tennis Racquet and his 7,300-page memoir. After the annihilation, a fellow fraternity brother cheered Rick's birth-given name, "Mad Dog", in celebration of conquering the dinosaur, while also greeting him with two glasses of Macallan 18-year. Photo by Wubbies.