Thursday, April 26, 2012

Back With a Vengeance.

As the weather turns warmer, so, too, does the golf season, where Dr. Dave spends most of his spring days. A bad golf game is no match for Dave, for it can always be cured with an ice cold Budweiser. Until one day, when a velociraptor appeared on hole 4 feasting on a flock of ducks in a nearby pond. “Not today,” replied Dave, who charged his golf cart into the raptor, severing off his attack claws. The raptor was stunned for sure, and tried to regain strength. It was too late. Dave took his driver—his Ping i15 Titanium—and beat the raptor over the head repeatedly until unconscious. He continued on his golf game and managed to shoot a brilliant -9.

Afterward, Dave drove to the nearby clubhouse, where he imbibed on not one, but two Bud Heavys.

“What a game,” he stated calmly.

Welcome back, Dr. Dave. Welcome back.