Doctor Dino Killer.

In this piece by Bradley Ballou, Dr. David Lewis has just slaughtered a young, plump Ornithmimosaurus. Dr. Lewis distracted the cub away from its mother by throwing a sedimentary rock (seen above) in its general direction, sprayed the beast in its eyes with spray paint (seen above), then thrust a trident (seen above) into its chest repeatedly until the Ornithomimosaur met the sweet embrace of death. To celebrate his kill Dr. Lewis then shotgunned six cans of Bud Heavy (seen above).